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6/23/2009 All in allIt’s around midnight Monday,, so I must be awake. Good thing that tomorrow I stay home. This insomnia is killing me. Yes, I know; it really can. It’s a vicious cycle.
Yesterday could have been a real bummer.
I got to my daughter’s house early…around 7:30 AM. When she went to leave, she put Annah’s car seat in my pickup.
She shouted, “Good bye! I left the keys in the seat!”
Then I realized that my cell phone needed recharging.
So I took the phone to the pickup to plug it in and sure enough, the keys are sitting on the seat. Inside the locked pickup. A LOCKED pickup truck.
Good thing I had an extra set in my purse.
(Extra set of keys, you say? I’m just anal that way. Good hint…I tied a brightly colored bandana to my key ring so that I could easily find them inside my purse.) Around 11:00 AM, I took The Princess and Annah to lunch. It’s a local place…it’s called “The Firehouse“. It’s a Fireman/Policeman/Biker/Old Person café type of place. It’s a hole in the wall in a strip mall. They have a blue plate special. It’s very nearly in the tenement stage, but it’s got good food. They have daily specials and the blue plate special costs $6.79. For that you get rolls, a meat entrée and two sides. A piece of pie is $2.50. I had a chicken fried steak With mashed potatoes and spinach. I love Tabasco pepper juice on my veggies. Yummo!
Annah got a hold on my spinach bowl and helped herself to a handful. I think she liked it, she didn’t want to give it up.
When we got back in the pick-up to go home, (amid all the comedy and drama) I wound up leaving the ‘diaper’ bag ( a very nice designer bag) sitting in the parking lot.
Am I old or what?
It wasn’t until about 12 minutes later that I realized it.
I'm really old, I guess.
That’s when The Princess learned a new word.
Thank you, Mammie!
So we go back and we canvas the strip mall (in the 104 degree weather) going store to store and finally find out that a “lady in a pink leopard shirt” has the bag and is looking for the owner.
Oh, excuse me, I mean “Loser”.
It’s then that I realize….my wallet is in that bag.
(!!)
My whole financial situation is now in jeopardy. I went and got some water for me and an Icee for Grace Then we went back to my daughter’s house to feed and change diapers for Annah, and then we drove to my house to check my phone messages.
Just in case the pink leopard lady called me. It was a good 45 minute trip.
I really did have to go home. My phone company’s system is moronic. It’s just all screwed up. I can only check my messages from my home phone. How screwed up is that? If I was at home, I would have answered!!
Well, maybe.
My phone company doesn’t know that one of the major selling points of having voicemail is to be able to check it from afar! Anyway, I had to go through a total of 24 new messages and of course, that kind, polite lady was the last one ,
If you ever want to talk to me, just call my cell, OK?
Finally, finally, finally! I found the lady who found the bag. She left a message. YAY! Life is back to normal!
All in all, it took me about 3 ½ hours to track it down.
Lordy, it’s hot here. And it’s only the middle of June.
I’ve only got a couple of months of the Disney channel left. I have (again) visited my old friends, iCarly, The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Zack and Cody, Alex, Justin and Max from “The Wizards of Waverley Place“….and anyone else you might want . Some of them are old friends and some I’ve just met.
Just kill me, please.
(Although, I do love the mom’s hair on “Zack and Cody…The Suite Life”) .
I have to get a new bathing suit. My home is a black hole. Things and clothing disappear. However, since it is no longer bathing suit season, I can‘t find one.. Guess I’m looking at a T-shirt and shorts.
My cell phone is broke. Bad cell phone! I had to cash in on the insurance on it.
Hubby has some major dental problems. He broke a tooth off a couple of months ago and it looks like it will cost a several thousand. Try working that in the budget! We’re going for a second opinion. And yes, we do have dental insurance. It only pays $1500.00 a year.
For an update…my sister, Chelle is doing well. She has a few immune deficits, but all in all, she’s doing good. She’s been diagnosed with Rheumatoid arthritis.
Hubby’s on a fiddle buying streak. We’re up to 4 now. He’s looking for one for The Princess.
We spend most of our time in the Living Room. He practices there.
Some time he amazes me and some times I want to hurl myself against the wall. Some songs I like and some drive me nuts. This has been happening since 1982. He’s going to fiddle camp next month, so I’m hopeful some new stuff will find it’s way into his repertoire.
Would you rather have several million dollars than the love of a good person?
Or “20, 000,000 versus having your legs”
I’ll leave it on that note. Xoxo Dana+ 6/14/2009 To become multi-orgasmic...If an entry isn't visible, highlight and scroll.
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6/12/2009 Title requiredMy insomnia is in charge again. However, I just found out why! After years of being diagnosed as being hypothyroid, I am now considered hyperthyroid. And I have a thyroid nodule that’s considered a “hot” spot.
When will they ever get it right?
So many tests taken and still more to do. The Princess said to me (just today!) “Why don’t you use the stables in Benbrook? (We’re thinking about getting in the horse business again and boarding them) All of your doctors are in Fort Worth”.
That’s a sad statement about my health. Although to look at me and live with me, you’d never know I have several different doctors. But the symptoms of being hyperthyroid REALLY do explain a lot of things!
My next step is probably doing a “fine needle aspiration” of my thyroid with an endocrinologist. Yep, sticking a needle in my neck and sucking out the juice. Been there done that.
Listen up…getting’ old is not for the squeamish.
I do take sleeping pills for the insomnia, but they’re beginning to fail me. Love the side effects of them, but they aren’t doing the job so much anymore. Like I said, hopefully they’ll get it figured out.
We had some wicked, wicked weather the other night. Wow. 3-5 inches nearly all at once. The rain started early Wednesday evening. Rain, hail, wind…the full monty. Hope 'g's brother fared alright.
Hubby’s shop is also the garage and I had to put the pickup in it during the middle of all this. His shop is not attached to the house. So, I had to walk about 300 yards all together. When the rain is coming at you sideways, umbrellas don’t mean a thing.
At it’s worst, over 500, 000 people in this area lost electricity. Even now as I type, about 120, 000 people still don’t have power.
Don’t you hate it when you click on a link to read something and what comes up is a full page of info that has no obvious way to quickly find what you wanted to read? And those 'Blogthings' quizes that want your cell phone number - drives me nuts.
For the last few weeks, I’ve been addicted to asparagus. I don’t know why. Couldn’t it be something cheaper, like zucchini? Or cabbage? I love cabbage. Boil it up with some fried bacon and chopped jalapeno - or Anaheim chilies? Mmmmm….good.
Okay - So I love food in general. So much for that skinny, energetic hyperthyroid theory. Weight loss, house cleaning, all that….yeah, right.
I’m also hooked on the sitcom, “Reba” starring Reba McEntire. The actor that plays her son-in-law is hilarious. At least in my simple mind he is.
Hubby’s becoming addicted to eBay. He bought his 4th fiddle and his 2nd order of sheet music. He also bought a few other music related items. You’d never know to look at him that he plays beautiful music.
Well, just look at that picture! He is about as “hick-a-fied” as you can get. He laughs at fart jokes. It’s an oxymoron.
The Princess wants to set up a summertime lemonade stand. I’m hoping she’ll do it on her parent’s shift. I hate sitting in the supra-heated sun. And at a buck a glass, I worry about that she won‘t have too many customers. She’s got a gimmick, though….she’s giving away handmade bookmarks with each glass.
The Princess is getting baptized this Sunday. And yes, she knows what she’s doing. She may only be 7, but she knows what Jesus did for her. And she knows that being baptized is only a show of obedience. It does nothing for eternal life.
So, as I’m sitting here, at 4:AM, watching a rerun of L&A Criminal Intent and I’ve lost track of the story line. I’m going to close out and go back to bed.
TTFN…
xoxo
6/8/2009 Just another MondayThere I was again, up at 2:00 AM in the morning. AND I had nothing interesting to do. Well, I could clean house, but I’m not going to do that, am I? I need to stay relaxed and bored so I can go to sleep again, right? I had a weird dream and that’s what woke me up. And It was a very disturbing dream. I dreamed I killed The Princess. I have no idea where that came from.
Anyway…a glass of wine later….
Television programming is getting really bad, isn’t it? There is nothing on TV anymore. Especially at 2 in the morning. I gave up all my premium channels, so I wound up watching a DVR”d episode of Diners, Drive Ins and Dives. I don’t know why I love that show, I just do. I love the Foodnetwork.
I watched an episode of “Without A Trace” that was simulcast in Spanish. It was annoying. I felt like I was at the United Nations.
You know what? Take a look around your home. Look at it from a visitor’s standpoint. See what a mess you have? It’s amazing what you’ll put up with. I recently took a fresh eye to the clutter in my house. What a mess! Wow. What we overlook due to habit. I’ve gotta have a garage sale. I hate having them. I haven’t had one in something like 20 years. So this should be a big one.
I have four baby kittens in the house. They are about 4 weeks old. Lola (my dog) likes ONE of them. And she spends all of her time trying to engage this one in play. They’re too young to have a real personality, so I don’t know what she ‘s seeing. Funny part is, this one’s my favorite one, too. Mysterious.
The other day, my daughter took the afternoon off. So my daughter, The Princess, Annah and I went to lunch. Then we went shoppin’. What a scene. Target will never be the same. There I was, haulin’ around 2 buggies - one full of big purses and baby stuff and the other one full of clothes and cleaning supplies. Grace was singing and dancing around and she then dropped her cherry ICEE ( I don’t know how to spell that) and then I spilled my iced tea all over the floor. Bless that fellow that cleaned up.
….I think we can go back, but I’m not sure.
Then we went and visited one of my daughter’s friends who’s pregnant and on bed rest in the hospital. 8 weeks to go. It’s a boy. Parker is his name.
We’re having some great weather. Pre-summer. Or should I say pre-miserable? It’s in the high 90’s and low 100’s with no humidity. Like 98 and dry. Love it! AND……I did talk my son-in-law into getting a pool!! And I didn’t have to pay for it!!!!! Summer will be great!
Disclaimer……..try these at your own risk.
At least it worked for me.:
Did you know……
If you forget (or have forgotten) to use your SPF over the years and on your hands and arms you have sun spots…..try Compound W on these. It’s a wart remover, but will remove those nasty sunspots, too. Takes about 2-3 days tops. Just apply and 24 or so hours later, peel and remove. (my idea, so don’t sue them.)
Did you know that you can make a crack in your white china dishes vanish? Just boil it in whole milk. Then when it comes to a boil, simmer it for about 45 minutes. Your compact broken? The powder cracked? Mix in some alcohol and then let it set. It’ll come back together.
You can seal a garden hose crack with chewing gum? Stretch the gum and wrap it around the hose. Let set overnight and it should be good to go. Layer up a few small sheets of aluminum foil and cut through with your scissors. It will sharpen them right up. About 3-4 layers are just right and just snip through until it feels right. I also heard you can cut through SOS pads and it’ll do the same thing.
Got a crack in a colored china dish or vase? Rub a similarly colored crayon on the crack and run a blow dryer over it to seal it. Works wonders.
And best, but not least…..There’s no need to panic if you’ve dropped your cell phone in water. Take out the battery and the SIM card and gently dry them on paper towels. The put the phone in a bowl of DRY rice for 24 or so hours. If it fell in salt water, then rinse first and then follow the same steps. Unless it was seriously damaged, it should be OK.
Thanks to Women’s World magazine for that.
Movin’ on….
My daughter’s church helps people in need and she’s the one in charge of “stuff“. Yesterday - Sunday, we went over to help a lady whose stove did not work. Hubby’s an electrician, so we figured he could fix it. Actually, I think he can fix anything. They do much bigger things than this, we were just there for this one.
Anyway, on Sunday, we went over and he fixed her stove and her dryer . Later, we’ll go back and fix her ceiling fan. And I use that “we” collectively. As it turns out, I know her from somewhere. I’m glad I was nice to her back then.
I’m always nice to people. Mainly because it’s just right, but you never know when those burned bridges will come back to haunt you!
Don’t judge me, but I’ve been trying to get a concealed hand gun license for a while now. I’ve passed the hard part, but the fingerprint section keeps screwing me up. I’m gonna try for electronic fingerprinting now. I’m afraid the FBI is going to think that I’m trying to put one over on them after so many tries.
I don’t believe that guns kill people. People do. Having a gun handy has helped me a couple of times. And no, I’ve never shot anyone. Nor have I shot AT anyone. I just want to be able to deter someone should the need arise or maybe just even out the odds.
And so on…
On Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays I go over to The Princess’s house (and since school is out) I get to watch her AND Annah. I get there at 8:30 AM and usually Grace is already eating a popsicle. She only gets three a day. I think she has all of them by 11:00 AM.
Last Tuesday, I told my daughter, Grace’s mom, that I would be taking both Princesses to The Olive Garden for lunch.
It was one day before my big dietary change. I have GOT to lose a few pounds!
Later that day, when we went shopping, Annah and The Princess were in a very good mood. And I cannot begin to relate to you how our conversations went. It was hilarious. Grace was singing, Annah was ‘yah, yay yah, yaying away at the top of her voice in tune to The Princess’s song. Annah is very vocal.
On the way over to Fort Worth, The Princess did her own rendition of “ Doo Waw Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo. You know…THERE SHE GOES, JUST WALKING DOWN THE STREET…SINGING DOO, WAW DIDDY, DIDDY DUM DIDDY DOO (Think Bruce Willis).Add in the song: “Found a Peanut, found a PEANUT just now”, and you get the laugh factor. She has got such an accent! Everything has two syllables. She sounded like Granny from the Beverly Hillbillys!
You just can’t feel old when you are around a 7 month old and a 7 year old, can ya now?
Changing gears….
We are thinking about joining my daughter’s church. It seems to be a real live working church. In fact, this church is almost too good to be true. But I’ve seen it in action and I hear about the healing every day. Hubby and I went yesterday and I heard the best sermon on Communion. Learned more than I've ever heard about the Passover AND the guy was hilarious!
Ok, enough about an average Monday for me. Hope your days are as full as mine.
Later….
xoxo
6/3/2009 It's all about the tune...I love rolling thunder. It’s late Tuesday night, reruns of Frasier are on and it’s going to rain soon. I wonder why rain soothes me. Usually, tornado watches and thunderstorm watches are scary. Maybe I’ve finally gotten used to them.
I’ve been going by spaces and have noticed that most of us are in the “laurel” stage. As in resting on ours…
Is blogging over? I hope not. I love reading about people’s lives. My blog has come to a stand still because right now, my life is boring. I like Facebook and I do check in regularly to read about others, but I’m wondering if I’m too old for that app. I don’t feel the need to “update” every 3-4 hours.
Just plain ol’ boring, I guess.
My son-in-law got a new bass boat, so he and Hubby went fishing on Sunday. I took a nap. Hubby caught a big one and threw it back. I’m finally rubbing off on him.
I was bored on Sunday. I felt guilty that I have recorded so many of my favorite shows and have yet still to watch them. I wanted to record a movie while I was at church and I have no more room on my DVR. I need to erase something. I can’t decide what to lose. Aack…so many decisions.
Hubby and I are thinking about changing churches. We’re still in the deciding stage. Our daughter’s church Stonewater, is so engaging and uplifting! And we do enjoy the services. The church we now go to, The Triple Cross Cowboy Church is geared more toward people who have avoided church most of their lives. We’re not like that, although that’s how I grew up. I never stepped foot in a church until I was 21.
My daughter's church went out, Memorial Day Weekend morning to a depressed section of town and cleaned up/mowed/weed ate and hauled away grass and trash from homes of more than 200 people. Over 600 volunteers showed up to help. My daughter was in charge of coordinating all of it and Hubby and I helped. Hot dogs, live music and a jump house helped entertain. A partnering church - Warriors for Christ, a prison/motorcycle church helped out. What a statement of love.
Summer is happening here in North Texas. Even as I speak, our pool is slowly filling up. Temps in the 100’s are mere days away. While I do love a good heat wave, I also hate the electric bills that come with it.
Extreme heat seems to help my allergies. I got some blood work done to see what my allergies look like. I’m allergic to cats, dogs and Bermuda grass. And ragweed. And a dozen other pollens. My IgA level (a test that determines how your body is responding to toxins) is over 2000. Normal is around 114 or 144. That’s what they told me. So bring on the heat.
I’ve been trying to talk The Princess and Annah’s parents into getting a pool. I will be watching the girls Tuesday, Wednesdays and Thursdays this summer and since the economy won’t let me go shopping every day, I need a diversion. My daughter has offered me $1.00 an hour this summer, so I told them I‘d pay for the pool. My son-in-law thinks it will kill the grass.
Nobody will know this if you don’t move the pool. Nit picker.
It used to be that in the morning, when I got to my daughter’s house to watch Annah or Grace, I would turn the TV to the news and other local TV programming. Now I watch old sitcoms. Cybil, Reba, Roseanne, The Golden Girls - all chick stuff. I am so sick of the news. I’ve turned into a praying Ostrich.
Hubby plays the fiddle. Have I ever mentioned this? This July, he’s going to fiddle camp. A world championship fiddler holds a 6 day camp for aspiring fiddlers.
Hubby’s whole family plays at least one stringed instrument. I have listened to so much music over the past 36 years that I am numb.
Once I get the melody in my head, it plays back ALL the time. Right now, we’re practicing the “Canadian Waltz.
Anyway….
The girls were in band during grade school and middle school. Sarah on the clarinet, Lara on the French horn. Both were first chair and I learned to tune out the early stages.
Then (25 or so years ago), Hubby decided to learn the fiddle. All I can do is be supportive. And keep time.
Ok, back to me…I bought a new blouse and sandals early last week and forgot all about ‘em when I was getting dressed for church. Does this mean I have Alzheimer’s or just have too many clothes? I don’t know, but I have GOT to go on a diet! It’s getting hard to hold it all in these days.
Wine is my downfall. I love the pinot grigio that Cavit puts out.. And of course I love that tropical smoothie from Sonic. (See the Multi-Orgasmic entry in April 2006 or 2007. Highlight and Scroll to read it.)
My knee is still healing. It pops and snaps but doesn’t hurt too much. I wouldn’t want to go running or kneeling, though. When I’m able to bend it like before, I’ll be happy. It’s still swollen and so is my foot. Actually my whole leg is swollen. And that makes it hard for buying shoes. Thank goodness it’s flip-flop
season.
Alrighty then, I’m going to bed. Y’all take care and have a good week.
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